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WASHINGTON, DC, 2099 - FUNDING FOR THE ONGOING "SEARCH FOR EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE" KNOWN AS SETI, HAS BEEN RENEWED ONCE AGAIN FOR THE 119TH YEAR IN A ROW. AS YET, NO EVIDENCE OF ALIEN LIFE HAS BEEN FOUND OUT THERE. THERE IS GROWING DOUBT WHETHER WE WILL EVER FIND SIGNS OF ANOTHER RACE AS INTELLIGENT AS THE HUMAN RACE. HOWEVER, SCIENTISTS REMAIN OPTIMISTIC ABOUT FUTURE FUNDING.


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MEXICO CITY, 2099 - ENVIRONMENTAL EXPERTS REPORT THAT WORLDWIDE POLLUTION LEVELS HAVE SHRUNK NOTICEABLY, CONTINUING A TWENTY-YEAR TREND. TOXIC WASTE DUMPS OF ALL KINDS SEEM TO BE SPONTANEOUSLY NEUTRALIZING THEMSELVES AND SHRINKING. SCIENTISTS ARE COMPLETELY STUMPED BUT THIS HAS NOT STOPPED THEM FROM CONCOCTING NUMEROUS FARFETCHED THEORIES, NONE WORTH REPEATING HERE. NEVERTHELESS, THIS DRAMATIC REDUCTION IN THE EARTH'S GENERAL LEVEL OF FILTH GIVES A GLIMMER OF HOPE THAT THE 22ND CENTURY MAY BE BETTER THAN THE 21ST. IT CERTAINLY COULDN'T BE WORSE.

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